the story
we make the shirt you'd have made.
if you were funnier.
01 — the idea
printed when you order it.
we don't make a thousand and pray. one print, made on demand — nothing sits in a landfill with our name on it.
02 — the range
eight lines, zero overlap.
each one says the quiet part out loud. some louder than others. wear the one that's most you, or the one that's least.
03 — the cotton
heavy enough to outlive the joke.
100% organic. 180gsm. unisex relaxed fit. it won't outlive the joke. the joke is forever.
04 — the point
no trends. no apologies.
no "only 3 left." no fake urgency. you saw it. you laughed. you already know what to do.
wear it. own it. and if anyone asks where you got the line — you thought of it first.